Don’t Just Stand Here, Bust a Move
Today I have the distinct privilege of being featured on a website for exceptional people and/or nonexceptional people. You guess it, BadlyDrawnBible.com. Jared Abercrombie asked me to draw a picture representing a scene from the Bible, so, obviously, I went with John 3:16 and/or the one where kids get eaten by she-bears. So many choices today, so regular amount of time.
If you don’t know Jared, well then you’re an idiot.
I got the opportunity to meet him last week at Catalyst, and after we did that initial “hey we met on the internet but neither of us have a mustache or a knife so we cool” introduction, it was true, real and so real, like, going on a road trip with someone kinda real, like, making scrapbooks out of fleece and yarn real.
If you don’t know him like I do cause we’re BFF forever and ever and ever amen, then here are a few posts of his you can check like that box next to yes when my mom asked you to date. Ohhh, burn.
Make sure you check out his site to see my artistic prowess.
What fictional character or semi-famous person do you thing would be your best friend if they were real and lowered their standards?
I’ll go first (and possibly last)











matt saracen. thanks for asking tyler!
Marvin the Martian.
Your words are 70% true. Your picture is 0% close.
If Doug Funnie was a real person, we’d definitely hang out. We’d listen to The Beets and complain about what a jerk Roger is. Then Skeeter would come over and be like, “Whoa! Zing-Zing-Zing, Bshoop!” And we’d laugh and draw comics and get milkshakes.
Fictional Character = Snake Eyes. Reason = he’s a ninja from G.I. Joe and he doesn’t talk. The similarities are endless between us. Semi Famous Person = Tyler Stanton.
Jessica Rabbit. Did you say he or she? Oh, in that case Jessica Rabbit.