20 Best Chandler Bing Quotes
Guess who won the first round of The Greatest Comedic Character ever competition, a bunch of people you don’t care about, and, wait for it…..TRACY JORDAN. I didn’t want to say it before but I’ll say it now, his opponent David Brent is one of the funniest characters of all time, but, alas, victory is sweeter than correcting someone who spells sweet as sweat.
Plus, I got to knock out T-Stant “Sign my Shoe” Stanton’s first round pick, and since he’s richer and much more famous than me, I like to think of myself as an Internetual Robin Hood. You’re welcome world.
The Part 2 of Round 1 is up and ready to go. I’m representing one of my favorite characters of all time, Chandler Bing from a little show called Friends. So please with all your heart, click this link and go vote the crap out of him.
Without further adoo doo, here are the Top 20 Chandler Bing quotes.
You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Oh, I think this is the episode of Three’s Company where there’s some kind of misunderstanding.
So, in the words of A.A.Milne ‘Get out of my chair, Dillhole!
(To Joey when he raises the idea of hitting a woman whom they thought was a stalker with a frying pan) Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan though, just in case she isn’t a cartoon!
Look at all the space on her side of the bed. You could fit a giant penguin over there. That’d be weird though.
(People not listening to Chandler talking) Shall I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil…
Monica: Paul, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.
Joey: Hey, Paul, the wine guy.
Ross: Hey, Paul.
Phoebe: Hey, Paul.
Rachel: Hi, Paul.
Chandler: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. Paul, was it?
If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. “Run away from Crazy Snake Man, ” they’ll shout!
I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
(Janice “what a small world”) and yet I never run in to Beyonce!
Susie: Chandler Bing?
Chandler: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Susie: I’m Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse.
Chandler: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look… great job growing up.
Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.
Joey: What? Let me see that. Oh no! This sucks. When I had health insurance I could… catch on fire, you know or get hit by a bus. Now I gotta be careful?
Chandler: I know what you mean, man, there’s never a good time to stop… catching on fire.
Stay… stay. Good fake dog.
Stop staring at my wife’s legs…no, no, stop staring at your sisters legs!
What was your favorite quote?
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